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There is no screenshot I could possibly take that would prove to you that I really did do this.īut I will know. After that, you can keep scoring as many touchdowns as you want, but they won't show up on the game's scoreboard. See, as longtime readers of Breaking Madden know, the game stops counting once you reach 255 points. Nor, unfortunately, is there an NFL rule that prevents some doofus from wasting hours and hours of his life in pursuit of something he won't even be able to prove he did. Nor does it disallow the Packers from suiting up four unstoppable 7'0 wide receivers. Nowhere in the rule books does it forbid the Broncos from fielding 5'0 cornerbacks and safeties who are bad at everything. Remarkable, all of them.īrett Favre and I will not break any NFL rules along our journey, but we will definitely tip the scales in our favor in every way that is legal.

Still another worked a double at the Olive Garden on his 21st birthday after moving to a new city with no friends. Another accidentally destroyed a Humvee with a tank. One individual had a boss who took a dump in a 7-11 cup. Turns out, lots and lots of people have really terrible work-shift stories! Narrowing the field down to 12 was a challenge. If you would like to be in the next Breaking Madden, please tell me about the worst shift you ever worked at any job My first step was to find companions who would understand my struggle. Trying it would probably mean a single game that lasted 14, 16, maybe 18 hours. I began to wish I'd never even considered it, because once I knew it was within the realm of possibility, I couldn't not try it. I laughed it off at first, but my heart began to fill with dread as I realized that throwing 511 touchdown passes in a game might actually be possible, at least on paper. The game plan for this particular episode was inspired by valued Internet subscriber and visitor Keith I told you, breaking madden week 17: the gunslinger takes back his records from peyton Finally, and this is crucial, I hold it to be true that it just hasn't been the same without the Gunslinger out there runnin' and gunnin' and finding a way to win any which way he knows how and goin' out there and choppin' it up and just havin' some fun out there. Further, I have posited that the ol' Gunslinger still has some magic left in that arm of his. I have stated many times on record that, in my estimation, it sure would be something to see Brett lace 'em up and give it one more go and show all these young kids a thing or two. The significance of the number 511, of course, is that last week, Peyton Manning threw his 510th career touchdown pass and surpassed Brett Favre as the all-time record holder.
